Special Episode 'HORROR'
Part One
WGM Chuseok special episode translation by j2dlee
Hyun: It’s so hot.Yong: No one’s coming-
Y: we’re always punctual.
H: Yes.
Y&H: YEA~ (a hip-hop greeting?)
Other couples join them
Y: It’s a bit awkward….
(In a bus) Jokwon: Where’re we going by the way?
Y: Battle Royal! Battle Royal! A war!
Mission Card: As the Korean biggest holiday (Chusuck) is coming, today we’re holding the ‘WGM strongest couple tournament’ to give lots of joy and laughs to the WGM viewers.
JK: How long have you guys been married?
Nichkhun: 2 months.
Y: Half a year.
H: Yes, 6 months…
(Jungshin gets on the bus)
H: Jungshin Chingu!
Y: Jungshin? Why?!
Adam: Did you know he’s coming?
Y: No.
Jungshin is a special MC for today’s tournament.
JK (pointing to the red circle): What is this?
JS: That I k-k-k-know.
Y: Ah, Jungshin-a. You look very uncomfortable.
Y(to Hyun): He’s really nervous now, seeing so many celebrities- Look at him sweating, he never sweats.
JS explains the games, prize, etc, only looking at his hyung.
Y: Stop looking at me, Jungshin-
The rule of the game: to stay in a red circle for 1min.
Y: Jungshin-a, come over here. It’s okay, just try not to overdo it.
JS: I’m nervous…
Y: It’s okay, wait for a bit.
Yong’s turn
H: Yong fighting!
JS: He
(Y) appears to have the slowest reflexes out of all (three men).
Y: What’s the use of competing against Beastly Idols (Jimseung-dol)?
Y: Speed bump! Speed bump! Oh, yea!
H: No, no, no!
JS: 31 sec!
JK’s turn
JS: Encouragement from a wife?
Gain: If you fall, I’ll be here to catch (embrace) you.
Y: When we’ve been married for a year, can (we) be like you?
NK’s turn
Y: There are kids outside, they’ll be thinking; ‘What is NK from 2PM doing in a bus wearing a helmet?’
NK win! 100 points to the couple!
JS: We’re almost there, will take a short break.
Part Two
(on top of the bus: Welcome to the special horror show)
MC Park: But the couples have no idea!
In front of the school)
JK: Where are we?
Y: It looks like a school…
JK: It looks a bit….It’ll be scary at night.
JK: I don’t think it’s in use.
Husbands are playing, doing a performance(?)
while waiting for their wives to come out.
JS: The first round is sit-ups. JS: Encouragement from the wives?
Victoria: Appa (daddy), fighting!
H: Yong, fighting-
Gain:…fighting.
MC Park: Yong seems struggling.
H: Well done.
Y: Where am I…?
NH 76, Y 41, JK 71. Now the wives’ turn.
Y (counting): twenty-nine, FORTY!
JS: Now, how many?
NK: 29.
Y: 40.
H:…? Isn’t it 30…?
Y:….
NH: She’s done 28.
Gain, 16.
Another 100 points to the Khuntoria couple.
JS: The second round, a wrestling! 200 points for this one.
Y: I think this tournament is made for Khuntoria.
JK: I agree!
Vic: I did wrestling before.
Y: Really?
Vic: Yes, with Narsha (from BEG).
Y: Did you win?
Vic: Yes, I was a champion.
Y: Did you hear that? She was the champion!
NK vs.JK
Y: Wow, why am I nervous?
NK won.
Gain: Are you okay? Should we go to the hospital?
Y: Now I have to wrestle with NK!
NK vs. Y
JS: I think this game will finish in 5secs.
MC Park: I think Yong will lose. Everyone:…!!!
Y: Did I win?
Part Three
Vic vs. GainVic won in 3secs.
Y: What happened? I didn’t even see it.
Vic vs. Hyun
Y: Seo Hyun, show your power!
Everyone:…!!! Hyun won!
Y: Seo Hyun-a!
Na Young: How come this couple are so good at wrestling?
Y: She is a little giant!
Khuntoria 200pts, Yongseo 200pts. Adam 0pts.
JS: The next round is a relay race… with 300 points…the rule is….hang on a minute…
Y: Now you know how hard MCing is? Don’t you criticize me from now on.
Khuntoria won.
Y: When I was younger, used to be in a relay race team.
JK: Same here. If it were not with this darn sack…!
Khuntoria 500pts, Yongseo 200pts, Adam 0pts.
Part Four
After dinner, in a room
JS: Next is a popularity poll. Seo Hyun, please go inside and follow the instruction.
Mission Card: It only has been a warm-up, the real horror show to determine the strongest couple will start now (It wasn’t a popularity poll after all. Just to tell each one about their ‘horror’ missions).
The light goes out…the voice says: ‘The horror show begins now… Everyone be quiet….’
NK: Please don’t do this to us….
JS: Now, the real tournament for the strongest couple starts. The couple who clear the each course fastest will be the winner with a prize.
Yongseo goes first, then Khuntoria, and Adam
JS: You start with the first floor, go through every room and up to the second floor then come back here.
The voice: It’s time to start. We’ll start with the first couple, Yongseo.
JS: Even I’m scared.
MC Park: But when they went to the ghost house the other time, he totally depended on her.
Seulong: He was so terrified.
NY: He should redeem himself this time.
Hyun screams
Gain: I really don’t like this.
JK: Let’s memorize where she screams.
MC Park: Wait, can we expect some skinship from the couples?
MC Park: They (Yongseo) are already holding hands.
MC Kim: You should, definitely!
Yongseo enters the building.
Y: There is a ghost.
H: First, a kitchen…
MC Park: It’s really dark! You can’t see anything in this darkness.
H: Oohahurr….!
Y: You stand behind my back.
H: No, I’m okay.
MC Park: Oh, Yonghwa is different today.
Y: Stand behind.
Y (opening the door): Come out!
NY: I’m scared, shall we watch holding hands?
SO: What?! No, I mean…
Yongseo enters the room
Yong hubby leading his wife!
Y: Come out.
MC Park: The camera can see them, but they can’t see anything in this darkness.
H (screams): I’m startled!
NY: It’s always the sound that’s scarier.
Yong answers the phone
Yong: Yes?
The voice: Pull one string from the four in front of you, and check your mission.
Yong: What string? Where?
H: Be careful, be careful.
H: Kyahh!
NY: Isn’t it a snake?
H: Ew…… what is it?
Y: A snake.
Y: Is it a sausage (sundae) or a snake?
MC Park: I thought it’s a sundae, too (*sundae: a type of sausage made of meet and bean curd stuffed in pig intestine)
Y &H: We’ve got it!
Mission Card: From now on, you have to go into every room to find a parcel or complete a test. Don’t lose your parcel and take a couple photo.
Move to the next room. *Pay attention to where the light is.
Y: A couple photo? With what?
H: There’s a parcel to find.
Y: Pay attention to where the light is?
The second room, a shower room.
MC Park: A shower room!
Y: Will the parcel be inside the curtain?
H: Yes.
Y: You stay here.
NY: Don’t open it, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t!
H (screams): Kyaaaaah!!!!! I’m scared!!!
(Other couples: what’s happening out there?)
H (found the granny ghost): Kyaaah!!!!
Y: Grandmother, go back to your place.
Y: Well done, granny.
MC Park: Omo,omo,omo, Yong hwa is really brave. But then all the male panelists start commenting that he’s hiding his fear that way, he’s actually scared too…..
H (to granny): Well done….
Y: She really startled me.
Y: Is that it? Be careful.
H: Yes, there’s a parcel.
Y: Haha, this is Seo Hyun’s favourite.
H: Uh? It’s Keroro!
Y: Do you want it?
H: Haha!
H: Let’s check the parcel first, since there’s a light.
A couple t-shirt for the photo shot.
H: Ah, we have to find another one.
Y: Yes, there should be two.
MC Park: When a man acts like that, as if it’s nothing, you really come to rely on him.
MC Park: Of course.
MC Kim: Every man wants to show that (strong) side.
They WANT to. But…
Y: Be careful, walk slowly. Don’t be nervous.
The third room: a principal’s room.
Y: Is there a parcel inside this room?
H: Yes.
H: Ew…….
NY (totally into this)
SO: Aren’t they scared?
Y (to the girls): Where’s the parcel?
MC Park: Look at them!
Y: Where is it?
H: Eww……..
Y: Especially this one, really!
Y: Don’t touch, don’t touch.
H: It’s scar…..(screams)…y!!!!!!
Y: ! Y: What’s this?
H: Over there, we’ve found it.
Y (sigh)…..
MC Kim: He’s scared too, really trying not to show it.
NY: You know that it’s really scary when they all look at you that way.
Y: Oh? She’s (the ghost) gone.
H: Really?
Part Five
The third room: the lecture room I
Y: Stay there.
H: Yes.
SO: He acts as if it’s nothing, but he opens the door like….
Y: Is there anything written on the mission card about this room?
H: No, I guess we just have to get it and out.
MC Kim: But they may end up getting scared witless.
H: Uh? There’s something in the middle.
Y barely touches the newspaper
MC Kim: He couldn’t lift it! He couldn’t!!
NY: What was that?!
MC Park: He’s scared, too.
MC Kim: Of course he is.
Mission Card: Make a selection of fritters. Make 3 Pollack fritters, 3 courgette fritters, and 3 bean curd fritters, and use them when you take a couple photo.
MC Park: Make fritters? Here?
Y: Wait, I’m sure there’s something.
H: I guess we really have to make fritters.
MC Kim: It’s because this is a special episode for Chuseok (making fritters is one of the customs in Chuseok).
NY: They immerse Chuseok into the horror!
H: Oh, 3 fritters each.
Y: How do you make it?
H: First heat the oil…
A Sudden explosion!
Y: Eugh!
H: Kyaaaah!!!
Y: It’s okay, it’s okay.
Jinwoon: They must’ve been so scared!
SO: Feel like I’m going to faint.
NY: I’m really scared. What should I do?
Y: Seo Hyun-a, you know how to make fritters, don’t you?
H: Yes.
Y: Then while you’re making them, I’ll go and watch out.
MC Park: He shouldn’t go out.
Y: Come out!
NY: Really you shouldn’t split. When you see horror movies…
MC Park: Yes.
MC Kim: The moment you divide the team, you die.
Yong opens the door with his foot.
MC Kim: With his foot!
Y: I should check whether someone’s coming.
NY: Hahaha! That’s funny.
Y (anyone over there…?)
Y: Seo Hyun-a. You’re not scared, are you?
H: No, I’m fine.
Y: We may drop it on the way back, so let’s wrap them in here.
H: Okay.
(Someone’s footsteps)
H: Ew…..
NY: It’s always the sound that’s scarier.
NY: He is frozen, frozen. Ddang! Ddang!
MC Park: He is.
Y: Slowly…
The auto-tune voice: Are you dissing my text…?
The text message: Bring your fritters and the parcel to the next room.
H: Anything outside?
Y: No.
SO: Ah, they keep holding hands.
MC Park: I like it.
Y (kicking newspapers): Ah, why did they put these here?
H: We could’ve slipped on them.
The fourth room: the lecture room II
Y: Question?
Mission Card: You can’t get out of this room till you answer the question correctly. If you fail to answer the question in 1 min, something will happen. Pull out the paper, music will play for 1 min.
Y: This one?
H: Yes.
Suddenly the door slams shut.
H: Kyaaaahh!!!!
MC Kim: But Yonghwa’s becoming so reliable!
The couple shut inside the room!
JW: Seulong is biting his nails.
Y: Shall I pull it out?
H: Let’s do it together. We, together…
MC Park: How they can solve this?
H: Hul!
Y: Do it, quickly!
While Hyun is doing the calculation, Yong’s guiding her.
H: Like this, and…
NY: Yes!
MC Park: I forgot all of this (maths).
NY: Hurry, hurry!
Y making a barricade
H: O (zero)! I’m done!
Y: Really?
Y: O!!
The door opens.
H: Hurry, hurry!
Y: Wait, I’ll go outside first.
H (slips on something?): Kyah! Eughah-
Y: Careful.
Y: This way?
H: Yes, let’s go upstairs.
Yongseo couple to the second floor.
H: Luckily answered the question correctly.
Y: You’re the best.
Y: Hyun is a genius!
H: I’m scared! Euh~!
Y (to the female ghost): You were here, you!
MC Park: You were here, you!
Suddenly his acting voice comes out
SO: Act even braver.
NY: Braver.
H: Hello.
The last room: Finish your mission here.
NY: It’s a couple photo shot.
Y: Ah, it’s over there.
Y: I think we have to take a picture here with those fritters.
H: Yes.
A Sudden explosion!
H: Kyaahh!!!!!
Y: What’s this?!
JW: Still Yonghwa’s trying to protect Seo Hyun.
MC Park: Yes, yes.
MC Park: He’s really a man.
Yong breaks the cabinet
MC Park: If he breaks the cabinet, what about the other couples?
MC Kim: Because he’s scared too, his fists come first.
Mission Card: Unwrap the parcel and put on these clothes. Take the picture with your fritters, then the mission is completed!
Y: Where should we wear them?
H: Just here, on top of your clothes.
Y: You put it on first, I’ll watch out for you. J
W: How scary the situation will be for them!
Y: Does it fit?
H: Yes, it fits.
Y puts on a t-shirt at the speed of light
SO: That’s quick!
NY: Because something might happen while you close your eyes.
Y (taking out fritters): You did it well.
H: I don’t think it’ll be tasty.
H: Wait, look at the mirror.
Y: Hm?
H: Because there’s a heart on our t-shirts, like this…
MCs: Oh~~~
MC Kim: Because they’ve been relying on each other.
Y: I’ll set the timer.
Y: Wait! Wait!
Y: (pointing to the sofa) There will be something, for sure.
They set the timer and pose for the camera
JW: Ya~ they’re hugging!
NY: I like this part.
MC Park: Yes, yes~
NY: Uh? What’s that? (behind the sofa, a hand is coming out)
But just after they took the picture, the hand goes in timidly.
NY: What?
MC Kim: Hahahaha!!!
SO: What was that?!
NY: The hand was so slow!
MC Park: That ghost must have been waiting for at least 30mins just for that…
Yongseo is back in the room
JK: What? Did you have fun?
Y: Eugh!
Gain: You guys are holding hands!
JK: Really! They are holding hands!
Gain: Well done.
Gain: Is it really scary?
NK: How would you score it, out of 10?
Y: 12.
NK & Vic: …! J
K: How’s the quality of the ghosts?
Y: 18.
Yongseo part’s done!!
Part Six
Part Seven
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